The 1.3 acres of garden and grounds here look like a bowling green. But what’s that in the distance? It’s the chalet, complete with two bedroom suites. Get first dibs and enjoy a world of seclusion and songbirds.
You’ll explore the garden but keep coming back to the US-style covered wraparound terrace. Sit out on the seating with drinks from the al-fresco bar. Sear your steaks and prepare your pizzas in the outdoor kitchen. Set life to slow-burn on the swing seat, hang around in the eight-seat hot tub, swap stories by the firepit.
Everything here’s designed for comfort. Settle back on super-squishy, soft-leather sofas in front of smart TVs. Don’t forget your passwords for Netflix and Amazon Prime Video, powered by superfast BT Infinity. Get a soundtrack going on the Sonos. Burn logs, make memories.
There’s a delicious indoor-outdoor flow here, with outside living on the covered terrace offering a new dimension. Chuck on a throw for evening chat and hang around outside on the terrace seating with Prosecco from the bar, pizza from the oven and Nespresso from the machine. Finish off around the firepit.
Cooking’s a pleasure in a kitchen like this, complete with double oven, five-burner gas hob, two full-height fridges, freezer and two dishwashers. And it’s all so beautiful, you might want to sleep in it. If you don’t want to get it dirty, call up the pro chefs from DineIndulge for a one-off party or even a fully catered break.
Eat around the super-sized, 14-seat dining table or outdoors under the covered terrace, with steaks and sausages from Featherstone’s butchers searing on the barbecue. Or take it easy with a takeaway: consider Golden Cottage for Chinese, Zolsha for Indian or Food Express for kebabs, grills, fried chicken, pizzas, wraps, burgers and more.
Pop out into the village to The Black Swan for tapas nights, pie nights, curry nights and karaoke nights. Try The Bricklayers Arms in Laxton for a piping hot, plate-busting Sunday roast and a warm welcome. Or head to The Greene Inn in Rawcliffe for wagyu steak, lamb shoulder or duck breast.
Get out to the beautiful village of Barmby-on-the-Marsh for fresh Italian pizza and pasta at Lorenzo’s. Try Florena’s in Howden for wood-fired pizza and great service. Or book a table at The Peppered Pig in East Cowick for fish and chips with mushy peas, flat-iron steak or a ‘pig mac’ burger.
Surrounded by huge chunks of East Yorkshire and a few cheeky songbirds, you’ll sleep like you mean it – especially if you bag the garden chalet suites. Barmby Lane Lodge sleeps 14 in seven beautiful bedrooms.
Ground-floor, en-suite bedroom one is perfect for those with mobility issues. It offers direct access to the veranda through sliding patio doors. Recalling colonial travel, it comes with two antique Bergere-style single beds. En-suite bedroom two offers
views over the sun terrace and French country-style furniture.
On the first floor, the master suite provides colonial-feel furniture, superking bed
and walk-in wardrobes. Take breakfast on the balcony overlooking the pond, grounds and countryside beyond. Bedroom four comes with sun-terrace view, French-style furnishing and contemporary en-suite.
Bedroom five takes a Scottish-Highland theme, with kingsize bed and contemporary en-suite, while bedroom six in the chalet gives you garden views, colonial-style furniture and spacious en-suite. Also in the chalet, bedroom seven has a chrome décor style, double-ended bath in the bedroom and nice en-suite.
